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Today’s Unicorn Fact:

Although unicorns can’t travel at the speed of light, they can get pretty close. A unicorn in prime physical condition can gallop at up to 200,000,000 meters per second (that’s 447,387,258 miles per hour). Each year at the Unicorn 500,000,000K (a long-distance race for unicorns only) the fastest unicorn is awarded a pair of decorative wings. For a period of one year, that unicorn wears the wings and holds the title of The Pegacorn (a hybridization of the words Pegasus and Unicorn) in recognition of their superior speed.